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HUMOR: Toddler's Creed
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Wed Aug 17 13:19:52 1994
From: abennett@MIT.EDU
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 17 Aug 94 13:11:44 EDT
Date: Tue, 16 Aug 94 11:47:13 PDT
From: Connie_Kleinjans@Novell.COM (Connie Kleinjans)
Toddler's Creed
o If I want it, it's mine.
o If I give it to you and change my mind later, it's mine.
o If I can take it away from you, it's mine.
o If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
o If it's mine, it will never belong to anyone else, no
matter what.
o If we are building something together, all the pieces are mine.
o If it looks just like mine, it is mine.