[976] in Humor
HUMOR: Corporate Structure
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Jul 21 09:53:49 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 21 Jul 1995 09:50:11 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Fri, 21 Jul 1995 00:01:09 -0700
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
A classic.
From: "Jim Pellmann" <jgp@Rational.COM>
From: Christopher Kline <ckline@tc.cornell.edu>
CORPORATE STRUCTURE
CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD: Leaps tall building in a single bound
Is more powerful than a locomotive
Is faster than a speeding bullet
Walks on water
Gives policy to God
PRESIDENT: Leaps short buildings in a single bound
Is more powerful than a switch engine
Is just as fast as a speeding bullet
Walks on water if the sea is calm
Talks with God
EXECUTIVE VICE PRESIDENT: Leaps short buildings with a running start
and favourable winds.
Is almost as powerful as a switch engine
Is faster than a speeding BB.
Walks on water in an indoor swimming pool
Talks with God if special request is approved
VICE PRESIDENT: Barely clears a quonset hut
Loses tug-of-war with a locomotive
Can fire a speeding bullet
Swims well
Is occasionally addressed by God
GENERAL MANAGER: Makes high marks on the wall when trying to
leap buildings
Is run over by locomotive
Can sometimes handle a gun without inflicting
self-injury
Dog paddles
Talks to animals
MANAGER: Runs into buildings
Recognizes locomotive two out of three times
Is not issued ammunition
Can't stay afloat with a life preserver
Talks to walls
TRAINEE: Falls over doorsteps when trying to enter building
Says "look at the choo-choo"
Wets himself with a water pistol
Plays in mud puddles
Mumbles to himself
SECRETARY: Lifts buildings and walks under them
Kicks locomotives off the tracks
Catches speeding bullets in her teeth
Freezes water with a single glance
She is God
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