[975] in Humor
HUMOR: Quotes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Jul 21 09:36:16 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 21 Jul 1995 09:32:30 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Thu, 20 Jul 1995 23:41:58 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
From: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: dfitzpat@interserv.com
In the News: Comedy writer Paul Ryan, on the United States weighing its
options in Bosnia: "The Administration can't decide whether to do
nothing, sit back and do nothing, or complain while others do nothing."
Comic Bill Maher, on Japanese leaders revealing that the country's
economy has stalled and it is creeping toward recession: "They say if it
gets any worse, everyone will have to start eating raw fish."
"What was the first question asked by the two Americans released by the
Iraqis: 'Hey, how'd that O.J. trial ever turn out?'" (David Letterman)
