[970] in Humor
Darn horses
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (dcarroll@nttc.edu)
Wed Jul 19 12:09:45 1995
From: dcarroll@nttc.edu
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 19 Jul 1995 12:05:31 -0400 (EDT)
> Two good 'ole boys bought a couple of horses so they could make some money
> over the summer. However, by the time winter rolled around, the cost of
> keeping the horses was too great, so they decided to let the horses run loose
> in a pasture. "When we return for our horses, how will know which one is
> yours and which one is mine?" asked one guy.
> "Easy," replied the other, "I'll cut the mane off of mine and the tail off
> of yours."
> By the time spring arrived, the mane and tail had grown back to normal
> length.
> "Great," muttered one guy. "Now how do we tell them apart?"
> Sighing, the other replied, "Well, I guess you can just take the black one.
> I'll take the white one."
,,_/| David Carroll
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