[948] in Humor
HUMOR: DOS as it should be
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Jun 27 11:10:55 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 27 Jun 1995 11:02:30 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
From: connie@interserve.com (Connie Kleinjans)
From: EAElliott@aol.com
> CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/n)?
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> Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
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> COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
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> 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
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> Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
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> My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
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> C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL
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> C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\RUN
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> BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
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> Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
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> C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
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> Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay..
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> Why doesn't DOS ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename!"
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> As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
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> Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
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> ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
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> SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
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> Who's General Failure & why's he reading my disk?
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> RAM disk is *not* an installation procedure.
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> Shell to DOS...Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS...
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> All computers wait at the same speed.
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> DEFINITION: Computer - A device designed to speed and automate errors.
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> Press <CTRL>-<ALT>-<DEL> to continue ...
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> Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.....
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> Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
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> Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
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> "640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981
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> Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!
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> Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
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> REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
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> Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
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> Hit any user to continue.
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> Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
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> Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
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> (A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
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> (A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
