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HUMOR: So what does he do to relax?

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Jun 13 11:58:25 1995

To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 13 Jun 1995 11:49:41 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>


From: pug@MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
From: JBran18610@aol.com
From:   ECIKOVSK@us.oracle.com (Emily Cikovsky)
Date: 01 Jun 95 13:29:00
From:"Brock Blatter" <BBLATTER>

        MONROE, Mich. (AP) -- Mike Pixley can work up a sweat just by 
sitting down on the job. 
        You might say he's the lazy boy of La-Z-Boy Chair Co. 
        A senior studying aeronautical engineering at the University of 
Michigan, Pixley is paid $6 an hour to test a variety of La-Z-Boy  
chairs. In other words, he comes to work, sits down, leans back and  
then relaxes forward. 
        All day long. 
        ``I think a lot of people think it's easier than it actually 
is,'' Pixley told The Blade of Toledo, Ohio. 
        During the summer of '93 -- his first with the Monroe-based 
furniture maker -- Pixley lost 18 pounds. 
        ``You can work up a sweat after the first hour or two,'' said 
Pixley, 20, who reads to dull the monotony. He says his calf and  
abdominal muscles get a workout. 
        Since May 1, he has logged 200,000 cycles on one love seat 
alone. He averages about 2,800 deep rocks a day, said test lab  
supervisor Judy Fay. 
        ``He'll do 2.5 million, easy, before we're finished,'' she said.  
        Finding the right slacker for the job wasn't easy, said Fay, 
whose ideal hire weighs 180 to 200 pounds and stands at least 6  
feet tall. Fay tested about 24 people in the last several years,  
but few sat around as well as Pixley. 
        ``I want someone who's self-motivated, who won't get bored, who 
sets their own personal goals,'' Fay said. 

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