[914] in Humor
[Forwarded: For your amusement (fwd)]
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (mkhusid@MIT.EDU)
Fri Jun 9 14:36:43 1995
From: mkhusid@MIT.EDU
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 09 Jun 1995 14:25:03 EDT
The old joke has a new life thanks to Microsoft!
> From: "Mick Draper" <Mick_Draper@macmail2.cern.ch>
God calls Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates into his
office and says, "The world will end in 30 days. Go back and tell
your people." So, Boris Yeltsin goes to the Russian people and
says, "I have bad news and I have worse news. The bad news is that
we were wrong, there is a God. The worse news is that the world
will end in 30 days." Bill Clinton goes on TV and tells the
American people, "I have good news and I have bad news. The good
news is that the basic family values upon which we have based our
lives on are right - there is a God. The bad news is that the
world will end in 30 days." Bill Gates goes to his executive
committee and says, "I have great news and I have fabulous news.
The great news is that God thinks I'm important. The fabulous news
is that we don't have to ship Windows 95!"
