[90] in Humor
HUMOR: Instructions for Incredibly Dumb Drivers
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Adil Najam)
Sat Feb 19 23:24:43 1994
Date: Sat, 19 Feb 94 23:25:24 EST
From: anajam@MIT.EDU (Adil Najam)
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Culled from an article on car manuals in Britain's "Country Life"
magazine. Appeared in the Far Eastern Economic Review:
Renault 19: "Doors--Opening From the Outside: Place your hand under
the handle and pull towards you."
Volvo: "To stop the vehicle, release the accelerator pedal and apply
the brakes."
Jaguar XJ-S: "The fuel level gauge indicates the quantity of fuel in
the fuel tank."
Honda CRX: "If you crash, you can be injured."
