[835] in Humor
HUMOR: ...in your pants
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Wed Apr 19 10:18:16 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 19 Apr 1995 10:13:50 EDT
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
This reminds me of an old fortune-cookie game. Read your fortune, then add
"in bed" at the end. Gets rather strange sometimes...
-Drew
From: Big John Stud <erosenbl@CS.Trinity.Edu>
Date: Mon, 27 Mar 1995 18:09:48 EST
From: Eyal <ER6979A@AMERICAN.EDU>
This is a bit elementary/kindergardenish but some of these workout quite
well (speaking of working out, I haven't in a long time). Eyal.
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hey guys, i thought you'd get a kick out of this one. :)
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It has come to my attention that a number of funny things can come out of
phrases merely by adding the words "in your pants" to the end of them. This
works especially well with advertising slogans, song titles, and Shakespearean
quotes, although song lyrics, TV shows, and general quotes can also work well.
Try this for a game at parties. While this is by no means comprehensive, here
is a pretty good list that me and some friends have come up with:
SLOGANS
Oh, what a feeling ... in your pants.
I love what you do for me ... in your pants.
It does a body good ... in your pants
It keeps going, and going, and going ... in your pants.
Double your pleasure, double your fn ... in your pants.
Longer with Big Red ... in your pants.
Head for the mountains ... in your pants.
Tastes great, less filling ... in your pants
Fights cavities and freshensbreath ... in your pants.
I love the stuff you're made of ... in your pants
Two scoops ... in your pants
Bet you bite a chip ... in your pants
The taste is gonna move you ... in your pants.
The juice is loose ... in your pants.
We try harder ... in your pants
Building the perfect pizza ... in your pants
It's how steak is done ... in your pants
Fahrvegnugen ... in your pants.
Raise your hand if you're sure ... in your pants.
Aren't you glad you use Dial ... in your pants
Just do it ... in your pants
Doin' it right ... in your pants
Every days a sale day ... inn your pants
Please don't squeeze the Charmin ... in your pants
Mmmm, mmm good ... in your pants
Finger lickin' good ... in your pants
Do you have any Grey Poupon ... in your pants?
Good to the last drop ... in your pants
Something special in the air ... in your pants
The only way to fly ... in your pants
Around the world in 30 minutes ... in your pants
I love this game ... in your pants
Snickers satisfies you ... in your pants
You deserve a break today ... in your pants
Over 1 billion served ... in your pants
Home of the whopper ... in your pants
Freshly squeezed ... in your pants
Plumps when you cook 'em ... in your pants
A little dab'll do you ... in your pants
99.44% pure ... in your pants
Made from the best stuff on Earth ... in your pants
Move over bacon, now there's something meatier ... in your pants
SONG TITLES
Bang and Blame ... in your pants
Stand ... in your pants
What's the Frequency, Kenneth ... in your pants?
Losing my Religion ... in your pants
Shiny Happy People ... in your pants
Leave a Tender Moment Alone ... in your pants
I can't dance ... in your pants
Straight Up ... in your pants
Wonderful Tonight ... in your pants
The Entertainer ... in your pants
Beat It ... in your pants
Thriller ... in your pants
Live for Loving You ... in your pants
Daughter ... in your pants
Janie's Got a Gun ... in your pants
Brown Eyed Girl ... in your pants
Opposites Attract ... in your pants
Love in an Elevator ... in your pants
Dude (Looks Like a Lady) ... in your pants
We Didn't Start the Fire ... in your pants
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun ... in your pants
Sledgehammer ... in your pants
House of Love ... in your pants
Satisfaction ... in your pants
Pressure ... in your pants
Big Shot ... in your pants
Even Better Than the Real Thing ... in your pants
Dangerous ... in your pants
One More Night ... in your pants
I Got My Mind Set on You ... in your pants
Invisible Touch ... in your pants
All I Wanna Do Is Have Some Fun ... in your pants
Joy to the World ... in your pants
SHAKESPEAREAN QUOTES
(This one's limited. I'm working off of a small knowledge base here)
"Is this a dagger I see before me" ... in your pants
"Double, double, toil and trouble" ... in your pants
"The green-eyed monster" ... in your pants
"A fellow of infinite jest" ... in your pants
"To be or not to be" ... in your pants
"Get thee to a nunnery" ... in your pants
"It is the East, and Juliet is the sun" ... in your pants
AND SINCE I FORGOT...
Trix are for kids ... in your pants
They're magically delicious ... in your pants
Feel free to forword this to all with sick sense of humors ... in your
pants or otherwise. Also feel free to add any good ones that aren't on here.
I have no doubt that there's plenty of them. Even add new categories if you're
particularly ambitious.
