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HUMOR: An Italian Visits Malta
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Sat Apr 1 20:18:12 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sat, 01 Apr 1995 20:13:24 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Fri, 31 Mar 1995 21:18:37 EST
From: Oleg E Drozhinin <olegman@MIT.EDU>
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i really liked this one!
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THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO MALTA
(must be read with an italian accent, preferably out loud)
One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina Morning I go down to eat
breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one
piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no
understand. I wanna to piss onna my plate. She say you better not piss onna
plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna
ma bitch.
Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon
and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna
fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you
better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady
and she call me sonna ma bitch.
So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. Call
the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you
no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed,
you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me sonna ma bitch.
I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say
piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.
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