[799] in Humor
HUMOR: If Men Got Pregnant
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Sat Apr 1 20:15:06 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Sat, 01 Apr 1995 20:09:56 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Fri, 31 Mar 1995 21:14:02 EST
From: Oleg E Drozhinin <olegman@MIT.EDU>
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> From: Siler
> Subject: If men got pregnant...
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> IF MEN GOT PREGNANT
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> * Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.
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> * There would be a cure for stretch marks.
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> * Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
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> * Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
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> * All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
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> * Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
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> * Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
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> * They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
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> * Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
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> * Breifcases would be used as diaper bags.
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> * Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
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> * They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
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> * Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's.
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> * Women would rule the world.
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