[797] in Humor
HUMOR: Mr. Speaker Newt Gump on the subject of cookies
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Fri Mar 31 10:09:20 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Fri, 31 Mar 1995 10:03:10 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Thu, 30 Mar 95 13:23:33 PST
From: Connie_Kleinjans@Novell.COM (Connie Kleinjans)
From: janos@netcom.com (Janos Gereben)
`I was dramatically shaped by my grandmother and my aunts
because they convinced me there was always a cookie available.
`Deep down inside me, I'm four years old. I wake up and think,
Out there, there's a cookie. Either it can be baked or it's
already been bought, but its' in a jar somewhere.
`And so that means when you open up the cupboard and the
cookie isn't there, I don't say, Gee, there's no cookie.
I say, I wonder where it is.'
-- Newt Gingrich, speaking recently at a televised college lecture.
