[770] in Humor
HUMOR: poopie jokes
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Thu Mar 16 11:30:15 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 16 Mar 1995 11:25:59 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
From: Rho-Z <erosenbl@CS.Trinity.Edu>
Date: Sat, 4 Mar 1995 20:31:33 -0500
From: Latin Lover <ER6979A@AMERICAN.EDU>
From: dshep@u.washington.edu (David J. Sheppard)
Newsgroups: rec.humor
Subject: The Poopie List
Date: 24 Feb 1995 06:07:04 GMT
Organization: University of Washington
The Poopie List
* Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no
poopie in the toilet.
* Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but
there is nothing in the toilet paper.
* Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels
unwiped so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt
and your underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
* Second Wave Poopie
It happens when your done poop-ing and have pulled your pants up
to your knees and you realize you have to poopie some more.
* Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out you almost have a
stroke.
* Richard Simmons Poopie
You poopie so much you lose 30 pounds.
* Lincoln Log
The kind of poopie that is so huge, you're afraid to flush without
breaking it up into little pieces with the toilet brush.
* Gassy Poopie
It is so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.
* Up All Night Poopie
The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night. It's
most noticeable trait is skidmarks in the bottom of the toilet.
* Corn Poopie
Self explanatory.
* Gee, I Wish I Could Poopie, Poopie
It's the kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on
the toilet and fart a few times.
* Spinal Tap Poopie
That's when it hurts so bad coming out of your butt you'd swear it
was coming out sideways.
* Wet Cheeks Poopie
(the power dump) The kind that comes our of your butt so fast your
butt cheeks get splashed with water.
* Mexican Poopie
It smells so bad the room must be condemned.
* Fisherman Bobber Poopie
That's the kind where you are in public restrooms, there are two
people waiting on your stall, you poopie and flush two times, but
several golfball size poopies are still floating above the water
line.
