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HUMOR: Top Ten Oliver North Campaign Slogans
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (abennett@MIT.EDU)
Mon Feb 14 09:47:24 1994
From: abennett@MIT.EDU
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 14 Feb 94 09:45:22 EST
From: Kathy Wienhold <kathy@lumina.camb.inmet.com>
Date: Thu, 10 Feb 94 10:30:07 EST
Thought you might enjoy this. From _The Late Show with David
Letterman_:
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Top Ten Oliver North Campaign Slogans
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10. "I'll trade arms for your vote"
9. "Don't make me get a real job"
8. "At least you already know that I'm a liar"
7. "A man of convictions, none of them pending"
6. "Shred this!"
5. "I've seen Ronald Reagan naked"
4. "Every American will have pizza delivered by the Rockettes!"
(The Rockettes were lined up to a pizza place around the corner
from the theater, and passed a slice of pizza from person to
person, while kicking to the tune of "New York, New York" until
it finally reached Dave)
3. "Paper shredder + potatoes = delicious french fries for President
Clinton"
(Dave had an animation of Clinton's head and a box of fries
spinning around to the music from the film "2001")
2. "If I-ran/Contra, I can run the country!"
1. "I nailed Fawn Hall"
I thought the first 4 (10-7) were pretty good.
~kathy
