[739] in Humor
HUMOR: UNIX humor
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Thu Mar 2 18:49:59 1995
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 02 Mar 1995 18:44:58 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
A blast from the past...
-Drew
Date: Tue, 28 Feb 1995 02:08:15 +0000 (GMT)
From: Espacionaute Spiff domine! <MATOSSIAN@aries.colorado.edu>
Date: Thu, 23 Feb 1995 16:18:49 -0500
From: "Geoffrey S. Knauth" <gsk@marble.com>
> From: KPMcKeon@aol.com (Kevin McKeon)
% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% ar t God
ar: God does not exist]
% ar r God
ar: creating God
% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
>>> >
% ^How did the sex change operation go?
^ Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what
would I have?
Too many ('s.
% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
/* not csh but sh */
$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
