[633] in Humor
HUMOR: That personal touch...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Thu Dec 22 09:47:19 1994
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 22 Dec 1994 09:43:35 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Date: Wed, 21 Dec 1994 15:54:37 EST
From: Adam Skwersky <askwersk@MIT.EDU>
Subject: I'm so glad ur my friend!
A friendly little greeting. Ha Ha Ha.
- - --------------------------- Original Message ---------------------------
YOU'RE MY KIND OF FRIEND! (pat, pat..)
Dear (Your name here),
Do you know why I like you? I'll tell you why I like you.
I like you because you don't:
___Bug me ___Slug me ___Make waves
___Hug me ___Slug me often ___Make smellies
And you don't tell me how to:
___Live ___Dress ___Behave ___Drink
___Love ___Undress ___Think ___Stink
Or when to:
___Go to bed ___Roll over ___Clean my room
___Get up ___Beg ___Clean my ears
___Fall down ___Play dead ___Clean my mind
You respect my:
___Privacy ___Rights ___Maybes
___Lunacy ___Wrongs ___Big fat assets
I also like you because you're:
___Honest ___Flakey
___Honest sometimes ___Oatmealy
___Usually wrong ___Sweet
In short, you're:
___Short ___A pair (of big ones!)
___One of a kind ___A joker ___A pussycat
And I hope you'll never:
___Change ___Smarten up
___Change your clothes ___Get gas bubbles
___Forget me ___Have twins
As ever,
Your loving friend (My name here)
