[627] in Humor
HUMOR: Last round of pentium jokes...
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Tue Dec 20 11:24:30 1994
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Tue, 20 Dec 1994 11:18:58 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
Subject: [HUMOR] Top 10 Reasons to buy a Pentium...
Date: Tue, 20 Dec 1994 00:13:04 -0500
From: Erik Nygren <nygren@MIT.EDU>
Not more Pentium jokes.... :-( Oh well.
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From: terry@cmu.edu
(From the Dec. 19 issue of Information Week)
TOP 10 REASONS TO BUY PENTIUM
10) Your old PC is too accurate
9) Provides a good alibi when the IRS calls
8) Attracted by Intel's new "You don't need to know what's inside"
campaign
7) It redefines computing--and mathematics!
6) You've always wondered what it would be like to be a plaintiff
5) Current paperweight not big enough
4) Takes concept of "floating point" to a new level
3) You always round off to the nearest hundred anyway
2) Got a great deal from the Jet Propulsion Laboratory
1) It'll probably work!!
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