[565] in Humor
HUMOR (sorta): Symptoms of Inner Peace
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andrew A. Bennett)
Thu Nov 24 00:27:30 1994
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Thu, 24 Nov 1994 00:23:58 EST
From: "Andrew A. Bennett" <abennett@MIT.EDU>
NOTE: This condition is fatal to Ph.D. candidates, and considered
dehabilitating to most R&D personnel. Those exhibiting symptoms should
start writing research proposals *immediately*.
-Drew :)
Date: Wed, 23 Nov 94 13:41:45 PST
From: Connie_Kleinjans@Novell.COM (Connie Kleinjans)
Symptoms of Inner Peace
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Watch for these signs of peace. Many hearts have already been
exposed; it could reach epidemic proportions.
o An unmistakable ability to enjoy each moment.
o Loss of interest in judging others.
o Loss of interest in judging self.
o Loss of interest in interpreting actions of others.
o Loss of interest in conflict.
o Loss of ability to worry (very serious symptom).
o Frequent, overwhelming episodes of appreciation.
o Contented feelings of connectedness with others and nature.
o Frequent attacks of smiling through the eyes from the heart.
o Tendency to let things happen rather than make them happen.
o Tendency to think and act spontaneously rather than from
fear based on past experiences.
o Susceptibility to love extended by others as well as the
uncontrollable urge to extend love.
If you have all or most of the above symptoms, be advised that
your condition of peace may be incurable. If you are exposed
to anyone exhibiting these symptoms, remain exposed at your
own risk. These conditions of peace are likely infectious.
-- Author unknown
