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[Humor] You know you're living in 2003
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Yevgeniya Nusinovich)
Wed Dec 3 14:37:25 2003
Date: Mon, 01 Dec 2003 22:23:04 -0500
From: Yevgeniya Nusinovich <ynusi@gwu.edu>
To: humor@mit.edu
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You know you're living in 2003 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the
microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in
years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your
family of 3.
4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to
you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends
is that they do not have e-mail addresses
6. When you go home after a long day at work you still
answer the phone in a business manner.
7. When you make phone calls from home, you
accidentally dial "0" or "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and
worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock
news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. Contractors out number permanent staff and are
more likely to get long-service awards.
AND THE REAL CLINCHERS ARE
13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and
smiling.
14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding
it to your friends.
15. You got this email from a friend that never talks
to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net.
16. You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9
17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there
wasn't a No.9
18. AND NOW U R LAUGHING AT YOUR OWN STUPIDITY...
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