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[Humor] Historical Spam Subject lines
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jonathan Reed)
Wed Nov 26 13:24:18 2003
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>The Top 15 Historical Spam Subject Lines
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>15. Order Your British Redcoats Playing Cards!
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>14. 90% off Printing Press Cartridges! Works on all Gutenberg Models!
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>13. Earn up to 10 pence per fortnight knitting stockings at home!
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>12. You'll be mutinous if you don't check out these hot Tahitian
>babes on Bountycam!
>
>11. Slice off the pounds with the Antoinette Cake Diet!
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>10. Ogg, Please Read: Name-Brand Berries for Your Cave Paintings!
>
>9. Pleafe purchafe thefe golf ballf.
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>8. Ahoy! You're PREQUALIFIED for 10 pieces of silver from Blackbeard Lending!
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>7. Augmenteth Thy Codpiece!
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>6. Can't start smoking? We can help!
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>5. Buy Your OWN Island with NO TRINKETS DOWN!!
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>4. Strumpets, Harlots and Unrepentent Slatterns Desireth 2 Meet Thou!
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>3. URGENT ASSISTANCE NEEDED BY MRS. JULIUS CAESAR WITH 800,000 SESTERCES GOLD
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>2. Discount maile-order leeches delivered by plaine browne buggy to
>your home -- without a barber's prescription!
>
>and the Number 1 Historical Spam Subject Line...
>
>1. URGENT VIRUS ALERT! Don't Open Your City Gates for Giant Wooden Horses!
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