[4126] in Humor
[Humor] What a day
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jerrod)
Thu Aug 14 15:12:48 2003
Date: Thu, 14 Aug 2003 11:04:36 -0400
From: Jerrod <jerrod@MIT.EDU>
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A forward from a friend:
I went to the store this morning, and I was in there for
only about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a
parking ticket.
So, I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about
giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I
called him a pencil-necked jerk.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for
worn tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He
finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for
about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more
tickets he wrote.
I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a
little fun each day. It's important.
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