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[Humor] Dimensional Warp Generator Needed
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid)
Fri Aug 1 17:03:25 2003
From: "Michael Khusid" <mkhusid@MIT.EDU>
To: <humor@MIT.EDU>
Date: Fri, 1 Aug 2003 17:02:04 -0400
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Hello,
I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my
dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by
the name
of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they
fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the
rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four
I80200
warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front
panel XID display.
I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received
certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.
In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum
gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.
Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below
coordinates on Monday July 28th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Standard
Time on
the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you
miss this timeframe please email me.
Latitude N 42.48018 & Longitude W 071.15503 and the Elevation is 96.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF
TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!!
I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO
SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS
VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER.
Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels
through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of
communication I have right now.
After unit has been sent please email me at:
info@federalfundingprogram.com
<http://us.f134.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=info@federalfundingprogram.
com&YY=67261&order=down&sort=date>
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.
Thank You
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<div class=3DSection1><pre><tt><font size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>Hello,</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font =
size=3D2
face=3D"Courier New"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'> </span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>I'm a =
time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my =
</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>dimensional warp generator stopped working. I =
trusted a company here by the name =
</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>of LLC =
Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they =
</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>fled on =
me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the =
</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the =
GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 =
</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>warp =
stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front =
</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>panel XID =
display. </span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'> </span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>I will =
take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received =
</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>certification for being safe on carbon =
based life forms.</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'> </span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>In terms =
of payment:</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>I dont =
have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum =
</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>gold or =
2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit. =
</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'> </span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>Please =
transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below =
</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>coordinates on Monday July 28th at (exactly =
</span></font></tt><tt><font face=3D"Courier =
New">3:00pm</font></tt><tt><font face=3D"Courier New">) Eastern Standard =
Time on </font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>the dot. =
A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you =
</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>miss this =
timeframe please email me.</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'> </span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>Latitude =
N 42.48018 & Longitude W 071.15503 and the Elevation is 96. =
</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>WARNING: =
DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF =
</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL =
REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!!</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>I DO NOT =
CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST </span></font></tt><tt><font
face=3D"Courier New">DO IT IN A WAY</font></tt><tt><font =
face=3D"Courier New"> THAT NO </font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>SPYING =
EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS =
</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>VERY =
IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE =
TRANSFER.</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'> </span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>Although =
those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels =
</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>through =
email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of =
</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>communication I have right =
now.</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'> </span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>After =
unit has been sent please email me at: =
</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'><a
href=3D"http://us.f134.mail.yahoo.com/ym/Compose?To=3Dinfo@federalfunding=
program.com&YY=3D67261&order=3Ddown&sort=3Ddate">info@federal=
fundingprogram.com</a> </span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>with =
payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this =
email.</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'> </span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'>Thank =
You</span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span =
style=3D'font-size:10.0pt'> </span></font></tt></pre><pre><tt><font
size=3D2 face=3D"Courier New"><span =
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