[3892] in Humor
HUMOR: Green Eggs And Kashrut
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jonathon Weiss)
Mon Feb 17 01:15:46 2003
Message-Id: <200302170615.BAA15250@bearing-an-hourglass.mit.edu>
From: Jonathon Weiss <jweiss@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 17 Feb 2003 01:15:37 -0500
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"Read Across America" by encouraging adults to read children. Of course,
Green Eggs and Ham is one of the most popular Dr. Seuss books. And there's
the dilemma. How can Jewish kids celebrate with green Eggs and HAM? So, in
honor of (and with apologies to the estate of Dr. Seuss) here's a new
ending for the story:
Will you never see?
They are not KOSHER,
So let me be!
I will not eat green eggs and ham.
I will not eat them, Sam-I-am.
But I'll eat green eggs with a biscuit.
Or I will try them with some brisket.
I'll eat green eggs in a box.
If you serve them with some lox.
And those green eggs are worth a try
Scrambled up in matzoh brie!
And in a boat upon the river,
I'll eat green eggs with chopped liver!
So if you're a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan,
But troubled by green eggs and ham,
Let your friends in on the scoop:
Green eggs taste best with chicken soup!
And.....
Ben &Jerry's Ice Cream is now available in Israel... in the following flavors:
Wailing Walnut
Moishmellow
Mazel Toffee
Chazalnut
Oy Ge-malt
Mi Ka-mocha.
Soda &Gamorra
Bernard Malamint
Berry Pr'i Hagafen
Choc-Eilat Chip
and finally (drum roll, please)......... Simchas T'Oreo.
It should also be noted that all these flavors come in a Cohen.
