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HUMOR:Nuns go to heaven
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Reign in Blood)
Mon Mar 11 16:42:23 2002
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To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 11 Mar 2002 16:41:05 -0500
From: Reign in Blood <descentr@MIT.EDU>
A train hits a busload of nuns and they all perish. Before they can
be admitted to heaven, they must first answer a question from St.
Peter who is waiting for them at the Pearly Gates.
He asks the first nun. "Sister Margaret, have you ever had any
contact with a penis?" The nun giggles and replies "Well once I
touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says
"OK, dip the tip of your
finger in the holy water and pass through the gate."
St. Peter asked the next nun the same question, "Sister Elizabeth
have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The nun is a little
reluctant but replies, "Well once I was stepping over a naked man on
the beach and my foot brushed against his penis." St. Peter says "OK
dip your foot in the holy water and pass through the gate."
All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of nuns, one
nun is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the
front of the line, St. Peter asks, "Sister Beatrice, what seems to be
the rush?"
The nun replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle the holy water, I
want to go before Sister Mary sticks her ass in."
