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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Reign in Blood)
Wed Oct 3 21:34:44 2001
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To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 03 Oct 2001 21:34:32 -0400
From: Reign in Blood <descentr@MIT.EDU>
A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to
show everyone he means business!
The CEO, walks up the guy and asks -
"and how much money do you make a week?"
Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies,
"I make $200.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams
"here's a week's pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"
Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the
room and asks - "does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"
With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters
"Pizza delivery guy".
