[3513] in Humor
FW: Signs you (almost) never see
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Skwersky, Adam)
Mon Aug 13 09:48:55 2001
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From: "Skwersky, Adam" <askwersky@rational.com>
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Date: Mon, 13 Aug 2001 09:56:07 -0400
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Subject: Signs you (almost) never see
Good Monday to you all! I thought that might get a kick out of these.
* Sign at a radiator shop:
(A-1 Radiator) "Best Place in Town to take a Leak"
* Sign over a gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
* On a Plumbers truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
* On the trucks of a local plumbing companyin NE
Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
* At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
* Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
* At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
* On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
* In a nonsmoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
take appropriate action."
* On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
* At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,you've come to
the right place.
* On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
* In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
* On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
* At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car
payment
* Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
* In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
* In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed
up"
* In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait.
*On a window treatment van
"Caution: Blind man driving"
MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU ALL
: - )
