[3512] in Humor
HUMOR: A Groaner
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Fri Aug 10 11:38:11 2001
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Date: Fri, 10 Aug 2001 10:38:57 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
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Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know,
I just can't seem to get a tender missionary. I've baked 'em, I've
roasted 'em, I've stewed 'em, I've barbequed 'em, I've even tried every
sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."
The second cannibal asks, "What kind of missionary do you use?"
The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the
bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the
waist and their sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."
"Ah ha!" the first cannibal replies. "No wonder...those are friars!"
