[3508] in Humor
motorcyclist
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (gif)
Wed Aug 1 16:39:54 2001
Message-Id: <200108012039.QAA25737@biohazard-cafe.mit.edu>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Wed, 01 Aug 2001 16:39:48 -0400
From: gif <gif@MIT.EDU>
There's a fellow who is an avid rider. Actually
he's a motorcycle fanatic. He has not missed a weekend of
motorcycle riding in years. Every Saturday and Sunday
morning he gets up very early and goes meets his buddies for
a nice long ride.
On this one morning, he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets
his riding gear out of the closet, and goes out to the
garage to prepare to leave. While out there it started
raining a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with
the rain and the wind is blowing at 30 mph. He comes back
into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. From
there he finds it's going to be bad weather all day long. So
he puts his bike back into the garage and comes back inside.
He quietly undresses and slips back into bed where he
cuddles up to his wife's back, and whispers, "The weather
out there is terrible."
To which she replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is
out riding his bike today?"
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