[3451] in Humor
HUMOR: Strength vs Age
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Wed Apr 25 12:58:31 2001
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Date: Wed, 25 Apr 2001 12:54:38 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
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A strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could
outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of
Morris, one of the older workmen. After several minutes, Morris had enough.
"Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?" he said. "I will bet a
week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that
outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back."
"You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "It's a bet! Let's see what you
got."
Morris reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then,
nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
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