[3450] in Humor
HUMOR: Matches Made in Heaven?
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue Apr 24 05:33:13 2001
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Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2001 05:27:35 -0400
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-If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.
-If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.
-If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.
-If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.
-If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.
-If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be Cat Doggy Dogg.
-If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry
Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.
-If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman
Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.
