[3443] in Humor
HUMOR: a pregnant woman and bullets
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (South Of Heaven)
Tue Apr 17 01:51:22 2001
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Date: Tue, 17 Apr 2001 01:54:07 -0400
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>A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the
>street when a masked robber runs out of a bank and
>shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the
>babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the
>bullets in because it's too risky to operate.
>She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy
>son. All was fine for 14 years, and then one daughter
>walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asks
>the mother. "I was taking a pee and this bullet came
>out" replied the daughter. The mother tells her it's
>okay and explains what happened 16 years ago. About a
>week later, the second daughter walked into the room
>in tears. "Mom, I was taking a pee and this bullet
>came out." Again, the mother tells her not to worry
>and explained what happened 14 years ago.
> A week later her son walked into the room in tears.
>"It's okay" says the mom, "I know what happened....you
>were taking a pee and a bullet came out."
>"No!" says the boy, "I was playing with myself and I
>shot the dog."
