[3401] in Humor
Fwd: [jokes-pg] Bush
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid)
Mon Jan 29 20:24:17 2001
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Date: Mon, 29 Jan 2001 16:58:36 -0800 (PST)
From: Michael Khusid <misha37@yahoo.com>
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--- KenN315808@aol.com wrote:
> From: KenN315808@aol.com
> Date: Mon, 29 Jan 2001 18:52:41 EST
> Subject: [jokes-pg] Bush
>
> Bush wins the election. He and Cheney are having lunch at a diner near
> the
> White House. Cheney orders the "Heart-Healthy" salad.
>
> Bush leans over to the waitress and says "Honey, could I have a
> quickie?"
>
> She's horrified! She says, "Mr. President, I thought your administration
>
> would
> bring a new era of moral rectitude to the White House. Now I see I was
> wrong
> and I'm sorry I voted for you," and she marches off.
>
> Cheney leans over and says: "George, I think it's pronounced 'QUICHE.'"
>
>
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