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HUMOR: The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Mon Jan 29 20:18:22 2001
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Date: Mon, 29 Jan 2001 20:07:34 -0500
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
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>Subject: Fw: The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
>Date: Mon, 29 Jan 2001 17:26:43 -0500
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> > The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
> > (sung to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song)
> >
> > Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy name Bush.
> > His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
> > He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
> > But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
> > DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.
> >
> > Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
> > He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
> > He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
> > And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
> > Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.
> >
> > The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
> > Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
> > Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
> > We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
> > Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy.
> >
> > Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
> > He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
> > He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
> > So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
> > Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.
> >
> > Come November 7, the election ran late.
> > Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
> > "Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
> > So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
> > Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.
> >
> > Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
> > Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
> > "Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
> > And that's how George finally got his coronation.
> > Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.
> > Y'all come vote now. Ya hear?
> >
> > Paid for by the Katherine Harris Foundation for Corrective Plastic
> > Surgery.
> >
> >
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