[3396] in Humor
Surgeons and Patients
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Matthew Schiller)
Mon Jan 22 16:37:16 2001
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Date: Mon, 22 Jan 2001 16:31:48 -0500
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"Best Patients " - Rated PG=20
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the=20
operating table. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants=20
on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything=20
inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try=20
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third=20
surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything=20
inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes=20
in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always=20
understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when=20
the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon=20
shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are=20
the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine,=20
and the head and butt are interchangeable."=20
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