[3383] in Humor
Fwd: [jokes-pg] Does Santa summer in Fla.?
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid)
Sat Dec 16 12:56:38 2000
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Date: Sat, 16 Dec 2000 09:55:03 -0800 (PST)
From: Michael Khusid <misha37@yahoo.com>
To: humor@mit.edu
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I think Santa should file to US Supreme Court asap.
--- Halmer Haag <halhaag@earthlink.net> wrote:
> Date: Sat, 16 Dec 2000 00:15:12 -0500
> From: Halmer Haag <halhaag@earthlink.net>
> Organization: Fannish Conspiracy
> To: jokes-pg@balticon.org
> Subject: [jokes-pg] Does Santa summer in Fla.?
>
> Hello out there all people of the world.
> This is Santa and I just wanted to let you know that Christmas may be a
> little late this year. See after checking all the boxes and tallying
> them
> up, I found some problems with the results.
>
> The first result showed:
> 428,534,120 Good
> 428,523,119 Bad
>
> The second result showed:
> 428,534,118 Good
> 428,523,121 Bad
>
> So you see, I can't, with good faith, go out and deliver presents while
> knowing I could have made a mistake. Maybe Little Johnny was good for
> once,
> then again, maybe not.
>
> So, I have enlisted the help of all my elves and the Mrs. to help do a
> recount. We hope to have this finished up by 5 pm on the 24th of
> December,
> but there is a possibility that it might take longer. You see the tally
> cards were not quite clear to me, although I made them myself, I forgot
> what
> they meant.
>
> You know, Good...and Bad??? And the check marks I used were not all the
> same, some went left, some right, some were just a mark. some went
> through
> both boxes, and some didn't even have much of a mark on them. I leave it
> up
> to them to decide what I meant.
>
> So if you wake up on Christmas morning, and there are no presents under
> your
> tree, at least you can tell the kids the story. Thank you for your
> patience
> and understanding in these times,
>
> Santa
>
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