[3367] in Humor
HUMOR:A Real Sharp Shooter
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Psycho-Somatic Addict, Insane)
Mon Nov 13 22:25:03 2000
Date: Mon, 13 Nov 2000 22:25:23 -0500
To: humor@mit.edu
From: "Psycho-Somatic Addict, Insane" <descentr@MIT.EDU>
A man decided to buy a new telescope for his rifle.
He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.
The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is
so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill".
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the
house", the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his
house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here
are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take
these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the
guy's dick off". The man takes another look through the
scope, and says,
"You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"
