[3355] in Humor
HUMOR: Listen to your Father
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Freak on a Leash)
Wed Nov 1 00:05:25 2000
Date: Wed, 01 Nov 2000 00:07:19 -0500
To: humor@mit.edu
From: Freak on a Leash <descentr@MIT.EDU>
LISTEN TO YOUR FATHER ________________________
One day, when he was fifteen, a boy was caught by his father pleasing
himself behind the barn. The father said, "Son, you had better save that
until you are twenty-one."
The years past and the boy's twenty-first birthday arrived. He went up to
his father and said, "Paw, do you remember that time I was behind the barn
and you told me I should save that until I was twenty-one?"
The old man chuckled and said, "Yes son, I remember."
The young man said, "Well, I got three barrels of it out back.
What do I do with it?"
