[3347] in Humor
Subway series humor
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (=?iso-8859-1?Q?Jose=E1ngel?= Guerr)
Mon Oct 23 16:58:52 2000
Date: Mon, 23 Oct 2000 16:59:51 -0400
To: humor@mit.edu
From: =?iso-8859-1?Q?Jose=E1ngel?= Guerrero <jgm@MIT.EDU>
Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot=20
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and=20
discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the Mets=
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fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan=20
took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead,=
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the Yankees fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch. The police=
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were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection.=20
First, he lifted up the Mets cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes.=20
Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes.=20
The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, lifted it again,=20
replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The=20
Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or=
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something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"=20
"Well," said the officer. "I am little surprised. Normally when I look under=
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a Yankee hat, I find an asshole."=20
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