[3346] in Humor
Online summits
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Felipe Wersen)
Sun Oct 22 23:04:23 2000
Date: Mon, 23 Oct 2000 04:52:24 +0200 (MET DST)
From: Felipe Wersen <felipe@nada.kth.se>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Here's one from a Few Years Back. (Lot of Gore and Bush jokes around..).
// Felipe
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If Clinton and Yeltsin Held Their Summits in a Private On-line "Chat Room"
PrezBubba: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Boris}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
DRUNKBORIS: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Bill}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
PrezBubba: What's up?
DRUNKBORIS: nmh
DRUNKBORIS: How's the knee?
PrezBubba: They may have to amputate
PrezBubba: <------just kidding
DRUNKBORIS: lol
PrezBubba: BTW, are you going to join NATO or not?
DRUNKBORIS: no
PrezBubba: : (
PrezBubba: age/sex check
DRUNKBORIS 66/m
PrezBubba: 51/m
PrezBubba: come on....join NATO
DRUNKBORIS: I WILL NOT JOIN NATO!!!!!
PrezBubba: k
PrezBubba: No need to yell
PrezBubba: What about arms reduction?
PrezBubba: well
PrezBubba: ?
PrezBubba: you there?
DRUNKBORIS: <---sorry
DRUNKBORIS: I got an IM from some borscht belt babe
PrezBubba: kewl
PrezBubba: Was she looking for some Cyber?
DRUNKBORIS: No...just complaining about the rampant unemployment!
Asking ME if I could do something about it!
DRUNKBORIS: <g>
PrezBubba: LMAO
PrezBubba: So are you gonna lose the jukes?
DRUNKBORIS: jukes?
PrezBubba: oops...
PrezBubba: nukes
DRUNKBORIS: yeah, sure....why not. : )
PrezBubba: wtg, Boris!
DRUNKBORIS: {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{Bill}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
PrezBubba: <---feels very diplomatic right now
DRUNKBORIS: o.k. are we done cuz i wanna go to Best Lil Chathouse
now
PrezBubba: guess so...I'm going to AskFemaleAnything
DRUNKBORIS: you're sick!
PrezBubba: ; )
DRUNKBORIS: Anyway, c ya
PrezBubba: peace, out.
