[3334] in Humor
HUMOR: Stinky Chucklebuns
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Fri Oct 6 18:44:19 2000
Date: Fri, 06 Oct 2000 18:43:04 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
This one's on the silly end of the spectrum, but hey....
-Snotty Barfnose
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>Date: Fri, 06 Oct 2000 10:58:21 -0400
>To: sharalee_field@harvard.edu, dean_roquet@harvard.edu,
> mfitzgib@fas.harvard.edu, nazneen_cooper@harvard.edu
>From: Celia Kent <celia_kent@harvard.edu>
>Subject: Fwd: Stinky Chucklebuns
>
>Something from my brother. Actually, since I go by my REAL last name (why
>doesn't my brother know this!!?) I'd be the somewhat less appealing(?)
>last name of PottySniffer as well...
>
>Maryellen and Sharalee have equally unappealing appellations: Pinky
>Barfchunks and Snotty Barfnose. Naz lucks out with Zippy Gigglebuns and
>Dean has the enigmatic Gidget Gizzardsniffer.
>
>ck
>
> >From: RobertKent@aol.com
> >Date: Fri, 6 Oct 2000 00:17:14 EDT
> >Subject: Fwd: Stinky Chucklebuns
> >To: Kentusaum@aol.com, celia_kent@harvard.edu
> >X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Mac sub 28
> >
> >TK becomes Felafel PottySniffer, which is not terribly pretty, but Celia
> >Abernethy is the much more appealing Buttercup DiaperBrains . . .
> >
> >Maude gets stuck with PottySniffer of course, but at least starts off with
> >Pinky for the alliteration . . .
> >
> >rk
>
> >
> >>From: Grace Mitchell <grace7307@earthlink.net>
> >>To: alex webster <ixchel80@hotmail.com>, Chad Lynn
> >><Snapper19@earthlink.net>, Christy Fremon
> >><twilightxylia@unforgettable.com>, David Mellish
> >><dpmellish@earthlink.net>, dltorrey <dltorrey@otn.net>, joy Benson
> >><j_loves@hotmail.com>, KEL GIRL <kel_146@hotmail.com>, Kristen
> Duboc
> >><k-duboc@nwu.edu>, Lizzie Keith <linda_ash@yahoo.com>, Lynsey
> >>Hemstreet <lynseycarol@yahoo.com>, Megan Murphy
> >><murphym@poets.whittier.edu>, Nitin Lal <NLAL98@yahoo.com>
> >>Subject: Booger BananaBrain/ Cheeseball Girdle-chunks
> >>Date: Thu, 05 Oct 2000 09:35:54 -0700
> >
> >>The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
> >>and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey: The evil
> >>Professor forces everyone to assume new names.....What's Yours.
> >>
> >>Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first
> >>name:
> >> > > a = stinky
> >> > > b = lumpy
> >> > > c = buttercup
> >> > > d = gidget
> >> > > e = crusty
> >> > > f = greasy
> >> > > g = fluffy
> >> > > h = cheeseball
> >> > > i = chim-chim
> >> > > j = poopsie
> >> > > k = flunky
> >> > > l = booger
> >> > > m = pinky
> >> > > n = zippy
> >> > > o = goober
> >> > > p = doofus
> >> > > q = slimy
> >> > > r = loopy
> >> > > s = snotty
> >> > > t = falafel
> >> > > u = dorkey
> >> > > v = squeezit
> >> > > w = oprah
> >> > > x = skipper
> >> > > y = dinky
> >> > > z = zsa-zsa
> >>
> >> Use the first letter of your last name to dertermine the FIRST half of
> >>your NEW last name:
> >> > > a = diaper
> >> > > b = toilet
> >> > > c = giggle
> >> > > d = bubble
> >> > > e = girdle
> >> > > f = barf
> >> > > g = lizard
> >> > > h = waffle
> >> > > i = cootie
> >> > > j = monkey
> >> > > k = potty
> >> > > l = liver
> >> > > m = banana
> >> > > n = rhino
> >> > > o = burger
> >> > > p = hamster
> >> > > q = toad
> >> > > r = gizzard
> >> > > s = pizza
> >> > > t = gerbil
> >> > > u = chicken
> >> > > v = pickle
> >> > > w = chuckle
> >> > > x =tofu
> >> > > y = gorilla
> >> > > z = stinker
> >>
> >> Use the last letter of your last name to dertermine the second half of
> >>your NEW last name:
> >> > > a = head
> >> > > b = mouth
> >> > > c = face
> >> > > d = nose
> >> > > e = tush
> >> > > f = breath
> >> > > g = pants
> >> > > h = shorts
> >> > > i = lips
> >> > > j = honker
> >> > > k = butt
> >> > > l = brain
> >> > > m = tushie
> >> > > n = chunks
> >> > > o = hiney
> >> > > p = biscuits
> >> > > q = toes
> >> > > r = buns
> >> > > s = fanny
> >> > > t = sniffer
> >> > > u = sprinkles
> >> > > v = kisser
> >> > > w = squirt
> >> > > x =humperdinck
> >> > > y = brains
> >> > > z = juice
> >>
> >>
> >>Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts.
> >
> >
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