[3333] in Humor
HUMOR: New York Cabbies
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Freak on a Leash)
Fri Oct 6 00:12:31 2000
Date: Fri, 06 Oct 2000 00:12:06 -0400
To: humor@mit.edu
From: Freak on a Leash <descentr@MIT.EDU>
> NEW YORK CITY CABBIE
>
>A mother and her small daughter were in New York City. The mother was
>trying to hail a cab when her daughter noticed several wildly-dressed women
>loitering on a nearby street corner.
>
>The mother hailed her cab and they both climbed in, at which point the
>daughter asked her mother, "Mommy, what are all those ladies waiting for by
>that corner?"
>
>Her mother replied, "Honey, those ladies are waiting for their husbands to
>come home from work."
>
>The cabbie, upon hearing this exchange, turned to the mother and said,
>"Ahhhhhhh, c'mon lady!!!! Tell your daughter the truth!!!! Them there
>ladies are hookers!"
>
>The mother said nothing. But after a brief period of silence, the daughter
>asked, "Mommy, do the hooker ladies have children?"
>
>The mother replied, "Of course, dear. Where do you think cabbies come from?"
>
