[3310] in Humor
Re: The Driver
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Rhett Creighton)
Mon Sep 11 21:06:35 2000
Date: Mon, 11 Sep 2000 21:06:10 -0400 (EDT)
From: Rhett Creighton <rhett@MIT.EDU>
To: Felipe Wersen <felipe@nada.kth.se>
cc: humor@mit.edu
In-Reply-To: <Pine.GSO.4.04.10009120210490.3429-100000@voimavara.nada.kth.se>
Whaha haha hah ah ahha ah ahaha
SOOOOO FUNNY!!!
That reminds me of another joke:
One day this guy was going to get on an airplane. As he borded the plane,
the airline person said, "Congratulations, you are the one billionth
person to board the plane and won free money, what are you going to do
with it?"
"I'll buy a gun to shoot people", he said.
"Oh, don't listen to him, he's an jerkbird when he's on cocaine", said his
wife.
Just then, the endangered species he was trying to transport jumped out of
his bag and spilled the drugs he was trying to smuggle all over the place.
The guy exclaimed, "man this makes me stressed, I think I'll go to the
bathroom and smoke on the plane and disable the smoke detector so you
don't know"
Hi ho!
Rhett
On Tue, 12 Sep 2000, Felipe Wersen wrote:
> A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had
> won $5,000 dollars in the seatbelt competition.
>
> "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the
> policeman.
>
> "Well, I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he
> answered.
>
> "Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger
> seat, "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
>
> Then the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get
> far in a stolen car."
>
> At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice
> said, "Are we over the border yet?"
>
