[3309] in Humor
The Driver
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Felipe Wersen)
Mon Sep 11 20:30:41 2000
Date: Tue, 12 Sep 2000 02:13:31 +0200 (MET DST)
From: Felipe Wersen <felipe@nada.kth.se>
To: humor@MIT.EDU
A policeman pulled a car over and told the driver he had
won $5,000 dollars in the seatbelt competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the
policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a drivers license", he
answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him," said a woman in the passenger
seat, "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
Then the guy in the backseat said, "I knew we wouldn't get
far in a stolen car."
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice
said, "Are we over the border yet?"
