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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Jennifer A Cooper)
Tue Aug 22 15:02:57 2000
Date: Tue, 22 Aug 2000 15:02:45 -0400 (EDT)
From: Jennifer A Cooper <cooper@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@mit.edu
The Top Twenty Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is
Unzipped
20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I can see the gun of Navarone.
18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink
Floyd is hanging out.
17. You've got Windows on your laptop.
16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore
leave.
15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and
tend to his bells.
13. You need to bring your tray table to the
upright and locked position.
12. Paging Mr. Johnson....Paging Mr. Johnson....
11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the
lower deck, Sir.
7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead
of "Hillary."
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no
introduction.
3. You've got a security breach at Los
Pantalones.
2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
1. Men are From Mars, I Can See Your Penis.
