[3290] in Humor
HUMOR:JoTD
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Tue Aug 22 10:24:31 2000
Date: Tue, 22 Aug 2000 10:21:17 -0400
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From: "Sharalee M. Field" <sharalee_field@harvard.edu>
>From: "MeMail.com": Joke of the Day <Joker@joker.org>
>Subject: THE PLAY'S THE STING
>Date: Mon, 21 Aug 2000 20:50:46 -0700
>
>
>
> THE PLAY'S THE STING
> --------------------
> Matt's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental
> appointment. Knowing the parts for the school play
> were supposed to be posted today, he asked his son if he got one.
>
> Matt enthusiastically announced that he had. "I play a man who's
> been married for twenty years."
>
> "That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it
> they'll be giving you a speaking part."
>
>
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>
> The Famous Joke of the Day One Liner!
>
> As they left the auditorium after a two-hour lecture on
> ninetheeth-century English poets, the wife exclaimed, "Didn't
> it make your mind soar?"
>
> "Yes," her husband agreed grimly, "and my backside, too!"
>
>
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