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daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Andy Marsh)
Mon Aug 7 16:14:58 2000
To: humor@MIT.EDU
Date: Mon, 07 Aug 2000 16:14:32 -0400
From: Andy Marsh <andym@MIT.EDU>
So this worm goes intoa bar and asks the bartender for a beer and the bartender says
no, we don't serve beer to worms. The worm then goes to another bar with the same
result. He goes from bar to bar looking for beer always with the same result. He gets
so miserable that he trhows himself infront of a truck. Of course, because he is a worm
he is not killed only tangled up, his ends slighly cut open. He then goes back to the
first bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says "hey aren't you that first worm that
came in here asking for beer" and the worm said "no I'm not".