[3261] in Humor
Joke, ya hoser
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Rhett Creighton)
Fri Aug 4 16:01:11 2000
Date: Fri, 4 Aug 2000 15:54:09 -0400 (EDT)
From: Rhett Creighton <rhett@MIT.EDU>
To: humor@mit.edu
So, these guys were sitting in Canada before it was called Canada. Back
when it was just a couple of guys with straw hats. SO the first guy turns
to the other guy and says, "Aye, ya hoser, what do you think we should
call this place, aye?" and the other guy replies, "I don't know ya hoser,
aye, what do you think we should call this place, aye?"
So they think for a while and the first guy says, "Aye, yah hoser, I have
an idea, aye, we could write letters on leaves and put them in my straw
hat. Whatever we pull out, we'll name this place, yah hoser". And the
second guy says, "take off, yahoser, aye, that's a pretty good idea".
So they put the letters on leaves and the first guy pulls them out and
reads them to the second guy, "C, ya hoser, N, ya hoser, D, ya hoser".
Hi ho!
Rhett