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Smile for Teachers

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Michael Khusid)
Thu Jul 20 10:37:07 2000

Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2000 07:34:50 -0700 (PDT)
From: Michael Khusid <misha37@yahoo.com>
To: humor@mit.edu

From: Gary & Ann <unicorn99@erols.com> 
(other forwards removed)

A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around
the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable
at all.

On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he
found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking
confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as
possible and then busied himself with desk work. When a strong breeze made
his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
He had no trouble with discipline that term.


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