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To: humor@MIT.EDU From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU> Date: 16 Jul 2000 09:30:16 -0400 Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!" "Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!" "I know, I know!" said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the BODY?"
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