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First Fight

daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Brian T Sniffen)
Sun Jul 16 09:30:36 2000

To: humor@MIT.EDU
From: Brian T Sniffen <brians@MIT.EDU>
Date: 16 Jul 2000 09:30:16 -0400

Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her
minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!"

"Calm down, my child," said the minister, "it's not half as bad as you
think. Every marriage has to have its first fight!"

"I know, I know!" said Joanna. "But what am I going to do with the
BODY?"

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