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Fwd: Humor: Phrases you wish you could say at work
daemon@ATHENA.MIT.EDU (Sharalee M. Field)
Fri Jun 30 12:33:35 2000
Date: Fri, 30 Jun 2000 12:29:10 -0400
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>Subject: Humor: Phrases you wish you could say at work
>Date: Fri, 30 Jun 2000 08:30:40 -0500
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>Hope you enjoy.
>Wendy Heger
>
>Phrases You Wish You Could Say At Work
>
>I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
>
>I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
>
>I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
>
>I don't work here, I'm a consultant.
>
>I like you. you remind me of when I was young and stupid.
>
>Thank you. we are all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of
>view.
>
>Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
>
>No, my powers can only be used for good.
>
>And your cry baby whiny-butt opinion would be....?
>
>This isn't an office. it's hell with fluorescent lighting.
>
>Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
>
>I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
>
>A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
>
>Well, this day was a total waste of make-up.
>
>Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize that you haven't
>fallen asleep yet.
>
>Can I trade this job for what's behind door # 1?
>
>If I throw a stick will you leave?
>
>How do I set the laser printer to stun?
>
>Nice perfume, must you marinate in it?
>
>Allow me to introduce my selves.
>
>You sound very reasonable........time to up the medication!
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